merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

hi:

me this summer

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gwyn-gwyn:

I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead

ggaga:

playlist for the day

  1. i don’t care - apocalyptica
  2. really don’t care - demi lovato
  3. i don’t care - fall out boy
  4. i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
  5. i don’t care - 2ne1
  6. i don’t care about you - cody johnson
  7. we don’t care - kanye west
  8. i don’t care anymore - phil collins

Not a king
Not a friend
Not a son
Not a brother
No one

theodd1sout:

Me as a kid.

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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richgaaaang:

english speakers are so arrogant lmao they go to other countries expecting everyone to speak perfect english or they mock and ridicule them and then when foreigners go to their country and speak even the slightest bit of broken english they mock them and throw racist “if you’re gonna come to our country learn our language or go back to where you came from” remarks around like honestly 

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

crowley-king-of-the-trunk:

deangirlupinthisbitchh:

When a supernatural character lasts longer than you thought

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Is this a reaction or example?

theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive