People: You should force yourself to go outside of your comfort zone
Me: Which comfort zone
Non sapeva, lui che apriva il suo cuore all’aria aperta, che non rispettava altra legge al mondo se non la buona legge di natura, lui che lasciava scorrere le proprie passioni per i loro pendii, e in cui il lago delle grandi emozioni era sempre a secco, poiché vi apriva egli ogni mattina larghi e nuovi canali, non sapeva con quale furia questo mare di passioni umane fermenta e ribolle quando sia impedito a qualunque uscita, come si ammassa, come si gonfia, come deborda, come scava il cuore, come scoppia in singhiozzi interni e in sorde convulsioni fino a che non abbia rotto le dighe e aperto una crepa nel suo letto.
Notre-Dame de Paris, Hugo


let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in


honor students cheat more than anybody 


just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated


who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot


relationship goal: a relationship


My professor on texting in class:

"There is no other reason why you are smiling at your crotch."


i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, it


nature is amazing


nature is amazing


say something im giving up on school